Vacations, Morons, and Encased Meats
On the Hot Doug’s website (at least on 2012-02-01):
William Robertson Davies, one of Canada’s best-known and most popular authors, wrote, “I do not really like vacations. I much prefer an occasional day off when I do not feel like working. When I am confronted with a whole week in which I have nothing to do but enjoy myself I do not know where to begin. To me, enjoyment comes fleetingly and unheralded; I cannot determinedly enjoy myself for a whole week at a time.”
William Robertson Davies was a moron.
THEREFORE …
HOT DOUG’S WILL BE CLOSED FOR VACATION
I love me some Hot Doug’s.
